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function dialectic_rot13($text) { |
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return str_rot13($text); |
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} |
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function dialectic_morse($text) { |
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// First strip out things that will cause confusion. |
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$text = preg_replace("/[^a-zA-Z0-9\.!?\,\@\(\)\& ]/", '', trim(strtolower($text))); |
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$lookup = array( |
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' ' => ' /', |
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'.' => ' .-.-.-', |
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',' => ' --..--', |
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'?' => ' ..--..', |
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'!' => ' -.-.--', |
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'(' => ' -.--.', |
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')' => ' -.--.-', |
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'&' => ' . ...', |
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'@' => ' .--.-.', |
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'a' => ' .-', |
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'b' => ' -...', |
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'c' => ' -.-.', |
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'd' => ' -..', |
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'e' => ' .', |
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'f' => ' ..-.', |
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'g' => ' --.', |
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'h' => ' ....', |
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'i' => ' ..', |
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'j' => ' .---', |
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'k' => ' -.-', |
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'l' => ' .-..', |
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'm' => ' --', |
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'n' => ' -.', |
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'o' => ' ---', |
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'p' => ' .--.', |
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'q' => ' --.-', |
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'r' => ' .-.', |
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's' => ' ...', |
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't' => ' -', |
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'u' => ' ..-', |
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'v' => ' ...-', |
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'w' => ' .--', |
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'x' => ' -..-', |
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'y' => ' -.--', |
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'z' => ' --..', |
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'0' => ' -----', |
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'1' => ' .----', |
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'2' => ' ..---', |
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'3' => ' ...--', |
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'4' => ' ....-', |
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'5' => ' .....', |
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'6' => ' -....', |
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'7' => ' --...', |
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'8' => ' ---..', |
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'9' => ' ----.', |
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); |
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$search = array_keys($lookup); |
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$replace = array_values($lookup); |
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return str_replace($search, $replace, $text); |
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} |
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function dialectic_ubby($text) { |
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return preg_replace(array("/([aeiou])/", "/([AEIOU])/"), array("ubb\\1", "UBB\\1"), $text); |
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} |
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function dialectic_pig($text) { |
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$e = explode(' ', $text); |
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$text = ''; |
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while (list($n, $w) = each($e)) { |
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if (preg_match("/[a-z0-9]/i", $w)) { |
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if (preg_match("/[b-df-hj-np-tv-z0-9]/i", $w[0])) { |
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$w = tr($w, $i + 1) . $w[$i] . 'ay'; |
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} |
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else { |
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$w .= 'ay'; |
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} |
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} |
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$w = preg_replace("/([^\,\.]*)([\,\.]*)([b-df-hj-np-tv-z0-9]{0,1}(ay){0,1})/i","\\1\\3\\2", $w); |
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$text .= $w . ' '; |
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} |
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return substr($text, 0, -1); |
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} |
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function dialectic_fudd($text) { |
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$patterns = array( |
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'/[rl]/' => 'w', |
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'/[RL]/' => 'W', |
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'/qu/' => 'qw', |
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'/Qu/' => 'Qw', |
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'/QU/' => 'QW', |
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'/([^ ])th([^aeiouAEIOU])/' => '\\1f\\2', |
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'/([^ ])Th|TH([^aeiouAEIOU])/' => '\\1F\\2', |
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'/ th([aeiou])/' => ' d\\1', |
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'/ Th|TH([aeiouAEIOU])/' => ' D\\1', |
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'/n[\.]/' => 'n, uh-hah-hah-hah.', |
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); |
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$search = array_keys($patterns); |
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$replace = array_values($patterns); |
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return preg_replace($search, $replace, $text); |
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} |
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function dialectic_warez($text) { |
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$text = strtolower($text); |
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$patterns = array( |
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'/\.([^a-z0-9])/' => '!!\\1', |
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'/\?/' => '?!?', |
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'/[\']/' => '"', |
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'/dude/' => 'D00D', |
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'/([^ ])ould/' => '\\1UD', |
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'/([^ ])ough/' => '\\1UF', |
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'/([^ ])augh/' => '\\1AFF', |
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'/([^ ])ile/' => '\\1IEL', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])to([^a-z0-9])/' => '\\1 2 \\2', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])your/' => '\\1UR', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])you/' => '\\1U', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])was/' => '\\1WUZ', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])says/' => '\\1SEZ', |
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'/for|four/' => '4', |
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'/s/' => '5', |
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'/ate/' => '8', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])be/' => '\\1B', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])see/' => '\\1C', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])am/' => '\\1M', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])are/' => '\\1R', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])ex/' => '\\1X', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])why/' => '\\1Y', |
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'/ph/' => 'F', |
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'/ch/' => 'CH', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])c/' => '\\1K', |
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'/ea/' => 'EE', |
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'/and/' => '&', |
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'/([a-z])se([^a-z0-9])/' => '\\1EZ\\2', |
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'/([a-z])es|s([^a-z0-9])/' => '\\1Z\\2', |
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'/([^a-z0-9])s/' => '\\1Y', |
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'/e/' => '3', |
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'/a/' => '4', |
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'/t/' => '+', |
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'/k/' => '|<', |
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'/o/' => '0', |
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'/i/' => '1', |
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); |
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$search = array_keys($patterns); |
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$replace = array_values($patterns); |
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return preg_replace($search, $replace, $text); |
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} |
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function dialectic_pirate($text) { |
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$patterns = array( |
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'%\bmy\b%' => 'me', |
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'%\bboss\b%' => 'admiral', |
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'%\bmanager\b%' => 'admiral', |
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'%\b[Cc]aptain\b%' => "Cap'n", |
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'%\bmyself\b%' => 'meself', |
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'%\byour\b%' => 'yer', |
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'%\byou\b%' => 'ye', |
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'%\bfriend\b%' => 'matey', |
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'%\bfriends\b%' => 'maties', |
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'%\bco[-]?worker\b%' => 'shipmate', |
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'%\bco[-]?workers\b%' => 'shipmates', |
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'%\bearlier\b%' => 'afore', |
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'%\bold\b%' => 'auld', |
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'%\bthe\b%' => "th'", |
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'%\bof\b%' => "o'", |
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"%\bdon't\b%" => "dern't", |
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'%\bdo not\b%' => "dern't", |
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'%\bnever\b%' => "ne'er", |
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'%\bever\b%' => "e'er", |
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'%\bover\b%' => "o'er", |
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'%\bYes\b%' => 'Aye', |
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'%\bNo\b%' => 'Nay', |
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"%\bdon't know\b%" => "dinna", |
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"%\bhadn't\b%" => "ha'nae", |
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"%\bdidn't\b%" => "di'nae", |
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"%\bwasn't\b%" => "weren't", |
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"%\bhaven't\b%" => "ha'nae", |
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'%\bfor\b%' => 'fer', |
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'%\bbetween\b%' => 'betwixt', |
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'%\baround\b%' => "aroun'", |
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'%\bto\b%' => "t'", |
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"%\bit's\b%" => "'tis", |
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'%\bwoman\b%' => 'wench', |
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'%\blady\b%' => 'wench', |
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'%\bwife\b%' => 'lady', |
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'%\bgirl\b%' => 'lass', |
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'%\bgirls\b%' => 'lassies', |
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'%\bguy\b%' => 'lubber', |
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'%\bman\b%' => 'lubber', |
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'%\bfellow\b%' => 'lubber', |
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'%\bdude\b%' => 'lubber', |
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'%\bboy\b%' => 'lad', |
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'%\bboys\b%' => 'laddies', |
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'%\bchildren\b%' => 'little sandcrabs', |
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'%\bkids\b%' => 'minnows', |
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'%\bhim\b%' => 'that scurvey dog', |
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'%\bher\b%' => 'that comely wench', |
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'%\bhim\.\b%' => 'that drunken sailor', |
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'%\bHe\b%' => 'The ornery cuss', |
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'%\bShe\b%' => 'The winsome lass', |
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"%\bhe's\b%" => 'he be', |
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"%\bshe's\b%" => 'she be', |
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'%\bwas\b%' => "were bein'", |
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'%\bHey\b%' => 'Avast', |
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'%\bher\.\b%' => 'that lovely lass', |
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'%\bfood\b%' => 'chow', |
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'%\broad\b%' => 'sea', |
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'%\broads\b%' => 'seas', |
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'%\bstreet\b%' => 'river', |
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'%\bstreets\b%' => 'rivers', |
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'%\bhighway\b%' => 'ocean', |
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'%\bhighways\b%' => 'oceans', |
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'%\bcar\b%' => 'boat', |
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'%\bcars\b%' => 'boats', |
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'%\btruck\b%' => 'schooner', |
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'%\btrucks\b%' => 'schooners', |
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'%\bSUV\b%' => 'ship', |
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'%\bairplane\b%' => 'flying machine', |
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'%\bjet\b%' => 'flying machine', |
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'%\bmachine\b%' => 'contraption', |
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'%\bdriving\b%' => 'sailing', |
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'%\bdrive\b%' => 'sail', |
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'/ing\b/' => "in'", |
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'/ings\b/' => "in's", |
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// These next two do cool random substitutions |
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'/(\.\s)/e' => '_dialectic_avast("$0",3)', |
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'/([!\?]\s)/e' => '_dialectic_avast("$0",2)', // Greater chance after exclamation |
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); |
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$search = array_keys($patterns); |
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$replace = array_values($patterns); |
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return preg_replace($search, $replace, $text); |
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} |
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function dialectic_chef($text) { |
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$patterns = array( |
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'%an%' => 'un', |
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'%An%' => 'Un', |
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'%au%' => 'oo', |
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'%Au%' => 'Oo', |
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'%(\w)ew%' => '$1oo', |
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'%(\w)ow%' => '$1oo', |
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'%(\W)o%' => '$1oo', |
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'%(\W)O%' => '$1Oo', |
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'%(\w)u%' => '$1oo', |
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'%(\w)U%' => '$1Oo', |
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'%a(\w)%' => 'e$1', |
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'%A(\w)%' => 'E$1', |
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'%en(\W)%' => 'ee$1', |
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'%(\w)e(\W)%' => '$1e-a$2', |
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'%(\W)e%' => '$1i', |
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'%(\W)E%' => '$1I', |
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'%(\w)f%' => '$1ff', |
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'%(\w)ir%' => '$1ur', |
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'%([a-m])i%' => '$1ee', |
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'%([A-M])i%' => '$1EE', |
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'%(\w)o%' => '$1u', |
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'%the%' => 'zee', |
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'%The%' => 'Zee', |
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'%th(\W)%' => 't$1', |
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'%(\w)tion%' => '$1shun', |
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'%v%' => 'f', |
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'%V%' => 'F', |
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'%w%' => 'v', |
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'%W%' => 'V', |
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'%f{2,}%' => 'ff', |
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'%o{2,}%' => 'oo', |
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'%e{2,}%' => 'ee', |
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'%([\.!\?])\s*(</[^>]+>)?\s*$%' => '$1 Bork Bork Bork!$2', |
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); |
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$search = array_keys($patterns); |
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$replace = array_values($patterns); |
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return preg_replace($search, $replace, $text); |
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} |
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function dialectic_jive($text) { |
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$patterns = array( |
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'%file%' => 'stash', |
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'%send%' => "t'row", |
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'%program%' => 'honky code', |
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'%atlas%' => 'Isaac', |
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'%unix%' => 'slow mo-fo', |
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'%UNIX%' => 'that slow mo-fo', |
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'%takes%' => "snatch'd", |
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'%Mexican%' => 'wet-back', |
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'%Italian%' => 'greaser', |
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'%take%' => 'snatch', |
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"%don't%" => "duzn't", |
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'%jive%' => 'JIBE', |
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'%fool%' => 'honkyfool', |
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'%modem%' => 'doodad', |
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'%e the %' => 'e da damn ', |
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'%a the %' => 'a da damn ', |
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'%t the %' => 't da damn ', |
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'%d the %' => 'd da damn ', |
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'% man %' => ' dude ', |
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'%woman%' => 'mama', |
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'%girl%' => 'goat', |
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'%somethin%' => "sump'n", |
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'% lie %' => ' honky jibe ', |
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'%([a-b]\.)%' => '$1 Sheeeiit.', |
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'%([e-f]\.)%' => '$1 What it is, Mama!', |
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'%([i-j]\.)%' => "$1 Ya' know?", |
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'%([m-n]\.)%' => "$1 'S coo', bro.", |
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'%([q-r]\.)%' => '$1 Ah be baaad...', |
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'%([u-v]\.)%' => '$1 Man!', |
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'%([y-z]\.)%' => '$1 Slap mah fro!', |
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'%Sure%' => "Sho' nuff", |
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'%sure%' => "sho' nuff", |
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'% get %' => ' git', |
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'%will have%' => "gots'ta", |
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'%will%' => "gots'ta ", |
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'%got to%' => "gots'ta", |
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'%I am%' => "I's gots'ta be", |
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'%am not %' => 'aint ', |
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'%is not %' => 'aint ', |
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'%are not %' => 'aint', |
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'% are your %' => " is yo' ", |
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'% are you %' => ' you is ', |
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'% hat %' => ' fedora ', |
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'% shoe %' => ' kicker ', |
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"%haven't%" => 'aint', |
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'%have to%' => "gots'ta", |
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'%have%' => "gots'", |
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'% has%' => " gots'ta", |
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'%come over%' => 'mosey on down', |
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'% come %' => ' mosey on down ', |
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'%!%' => '. Right On!', |
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'%buy %' => 'steal', |
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'% car %' => ' wheels ', |
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'%drive%' => 'roll', |
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'% eat %' => ' feed da bud ', |
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'% black %' => ' brother ', |
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'% negro %' => ' brother', |
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'%white%' => 'honky', |
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'%nigger%' => ' gentleman ', |
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'%nice%' => "supa' fine", |
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'%person%' => "sucka'", |
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'% thing%' => ' wahtahmellun', |
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'%home%' => 'plantation', |
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'%name%' => 'dojigger', |
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'% path%' => ' alley', |
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'%computer%' => 'clunker', |
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'%or%' => "o'", |
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'%killed%' => 'wasted', |
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'%president%' => 'super-dude', |
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'%prime minister%' => 'super honcho', |
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'%injured%' => 'hosed', |
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'%government%' => "guv'ment", |
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'%knew%' => 'knowed', |
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'%because%' => "a'cuz", |
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'%Because%' => "A'cuz", |
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'%your%' => "yo'", |
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'%Your%' => "Yo'", |
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'%four%' => 'foe', |
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'%got%' => 'gots', |
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'%super%' => 'hella', |
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'%very%' => 'hella', |
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"%aren't%" => "ain't", |
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'%young%' => 'yung', |
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'%you%' => "ya'", |
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'%You%' => "You's", |
| 375 |
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'%first%' => 'fust', |
| 376 |
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'%police%' => 'honky pigs', |
| 377 |
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'% string%' => " chittlin'", |
| 378 |
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'% read%' => ' eyeball', |
| 379 |
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'%write%' => 'scribble', |
| 380 |
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'%th%' => 'd', |
| 381 |
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'%Th%' => 'D', |
| 382 |
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'%ing%' => "in'", |
| 383 |
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'% a %' => ' some ', |
| 384 |
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'% to\s+%' => " t'", |
| 385 |
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'%tion%' => 'shun', |
| 386 |
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'% almost %' => " mos' ", |
| 387 |
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'% from%' => ' fum', |
| 388 |
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'% because %' => " cuz' ", |
| 389 |
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"%you're%" => 'youse', |
| 390 |
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"%You're%" => 'Youse', |
| 391 |
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'%alright%' => "coo'", |
| 392 |
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'%okay%' => "coo'", |
| 393 |
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'%er %' => "a' ", |
| 394 |
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'%known%' => 'knode', |
| 395 |
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'%want%' => "wants'", |
| 396 |
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'%beat%' => "whup'", |
| 397 |
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'%exp%' => "'sp", |
| 398 |
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'%exs%' => "'s", |
| 399 |
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'% exc%' => " 's", |
| 400 |
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'% ex%' => " 'es", |
| 401 |
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'%like%' => 'likes', |
| 402 |
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'%did %' => 'dun did', |
| 403 |
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'%kind of%' => "kind'a", |
| 404 |
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'%women%' => 'honky chicks', |
| 405 |
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'% men %' => ' dudes ', |
| 406 |
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'% mens %' => ' dudes ', |
| 407 |
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'% man %' => ' dude ', |
| 408 |
|
'%woman%' => 'honky chick', |
| 409 |
|
'%dead%' => 'wasted', |
| 410 |
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'%good%' => 'baaaad', |
| 411 |
|
'%open %' => 'jimmey ', |
| 412 |
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'%opened %' => "jimmey'd ", |
| 413 |
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'% very%' => ' real', |
| 414 |
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'%per%' => "puh'", |
| 415 |
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'%pera%' => "puh'", |
| 416 |
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'%oar%' => "o'", |
| 417 |
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'% can%' => ' kin', |
| 418 |
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'%just %' => 'plum ', |
| 419 |
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'%detroit%' => 'Mo-town', |
| 420 |
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'%western electric%' => "da' cave", |
| 421 |
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'% believe%' => " recon'", |
| 422 |
|
'%[Ii]ndianapolis%' => 'Nap-town', |
| 423 |
|
'% [Jj]ack%' => ' Buckwheat', |
| 424 |
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'% [Bb]ob %' => " Liva' Lips ", |
| 425 |
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'% [Pp]hil %' => ' dat fine soul ', |
| 426 |
|
'% [Mm]ark %' => ' Amos ', |
| 427 |
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'%[Rr]ober%' => 'Leroy', |
| 428 |
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'%[Ss]andy%' => 'dat fine femahnaine ladee', |
| 429 |
|
'%[Jj]ohn %' => "Raz'tus ", |
| 430 |
|
'% [Pp]aul%' => " Fuh'rina", |
| 431 |
|
'%[Rr]eagan%' => 'Kingfish', |
| 432 |
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'%[Dd]avid%' => 'Issac', |
| 433 |
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'%[Rr]onald%' => 'Rolo', |
| 434 |
|
'% [Jj]im %' => ' Bo-Jangles ', |
| 435 |
|
'% [Mm]ary%' => ' Snow Flake', |
| 436 |
|
'%[Ll]arry%' => 'Remus', |
| 437 |
|
'%[Jj]oe%' => "Massa' ", |
| 438 |
|
'%[Jj]oseph%' => "Massa' ", |
| 439 |
|
'%mohammed%' => "liva' lips", |
| 440 |
|
'%pontiff%' => "wiz'", |
| 441 |
|
'%pope%' => "wiz'", |
| 442 |
|
'%pravda%' => 'dat commie rag', |
| 443 |
|
'%broken%' => "bugger'd", |
| 444 |
|
'%strange %' => 'funky ', |
| 445 |
|
'%dance %' => 'boogy ', |
| 446 |
|
'% house%' => ' crib', |
| 447 |
|
'%ask %' => "ax'", |
| 448 |
|
'% so %' => " so's ", |
| 449 |
|
'%head%' => "'haid", |
| 450 |
|
'%boss%' => 'main man', |
| 451 |
|
'%wife%' => 'mama', |
| 452 |
|
'%people%' => "sucka's", |
| 453 |
|
'%money%' => "bre'd", |
| 454 |
|
'%([a-z]):%' => '$1, dig dis:', |
| 455 |
|
'%amateur%' => "begina'", |
| 456 |
|
'%radio %' => "transista'", |
| 457 |
|
'% of %' => ' uh ', |
| 458 |
|
'%what%' => 'whut', |
| 459 |
|
'%does%' => 'duz', |
| 460 |
|
'%was%' => 'wuz', |
| 461 |
|
'% were%' => ' wuz', |
| 462 |
|
'%understand it%' => 'dig it', |
| 463 |
|
'%understand%' => 'dig it', |
| 464 |
|
'% my%' => " mah'", |
| 465 |
|
'% [Ii] %' => " ah' ", |
| 466 |
|
'%meta%' => "meta-fuckin'", |
| 467 |
|
'%hair%' => 'fro', |
| 468 |
|
'%talk%' => 'rap', |
| 469 |
|
'%music%' => 'beat', |
| 470 |
|
'%basket%' => 'hoop', |
| 471 |
|
'%football%' => 'ball', |
| 472 |
|
'%friend%' => 'homey', |
| 473 |
|
'%school%' => 'farm', |
| 474 |
|
'%boss%' => 'Man', |
| 475 |
|
'%want to%' => 'wanna', |
| 476 |
|
'%wants to%' => "be hankerin' aftah", |
| 477 |
|
'%well%' => 'sheeit', |
| 478 |
|
'%Well%' => 'Sheeit', |
| 479 |
|
'%big%' => 'big-ass', |
| 480 |
|
'%bad%' => 'bad-ass', |
| 481 |
|
'%small%' => 'little-ass', |
| 482 |
|
'%sort of%' => 'radical', |
| 483 |
|
'% is %' => ' be ', |
| 484 |
|
'%water%' => 'booze', |
| 485 |
|
'%book%' => "scribblin'", |
| 486 |
|
'%magazine%' => 'issue of GQ', |
| 487 |
|
'%paper%' => 'sheet', |
| 488 |
|
'%\bup\b%' => 'down', |
| 489 |
|
'%\bdown\b%' => 'waaay down', |
| 490 |
|
'%break%' => 'boogie', |
| 491 |
|
'%Hi%' => "'Sup, dude", |
| 492 |
|
'%VAX%' => 'pink Cadillac', |
| 493 |
|
); |
| 494 |
|
|
| 495 |
|
$search = array_keys($patterns); |
| 496 |
|
$replace = array_values($patterns); |
| 497 |
|
return preg_replace($search, $replace, $text); |
| 498 |
|
} |
| 499 |
|
|
| 500 |
|
function _dialectic_avast($stub = '', $chance = 5) { |
| 501 |
|
$shouts = array( |
| 502 |
|
", avast$stub", |
| 503 |
|
"$stub Ahoy!", |
| 504 |
|
", and a bottle of rum!", |
| 505 |
|
", by Blackbeard's sword$stub", |
| 506 |
|
", by Davy Jones' locker$stub", |
| 507 |
|
"$stub Walk the plank!", |
| 508 |
|
"$stub Aarrr!", |
| 509 |
|
"$stub Yaaarrrrr!", |
| 510 |
|
", pass the grog!", |
| 511 |
|
", and dinna spare the whip!", |
| 512 |
|
", with a chest full of booty$stub", |
| 513 |
|
", and a bucket o' chum$stub", |
| 514 |
|
", we'll keel-haul ye!", |
| 515 |
|
"$stub Shiver me timbers!", |
| 516 |
|
"$stub And hoist the mainsail!", |
| 517 |
|
"$stub And swab the deck!", |
| 518 |
|
", ye scurvey dog$stub", |
| 519 |
|
"$stub Fire the cannons!", |
| 520 |
|
", to be sure$stub", |
| 521 |
|
", I'll warrant ye$stub", |
| 522 |
|
); |
| 523 |
|
|
| 524 |
|
shuffle($shouts); |
| 525 |
|
|
| 526 |
|
return (((1 == rand(1, $chance)) ? array_shift($shouts) : $stub) . ' '); |
| 527 |
|
} |
| 528 |
|
|
| 529 |
|
function dialectic_upsidedown($text) { |
| 530 |
|
$substitutions = array ( |
| 531 |
|
' ' => ' ', |
| 532 |
|
'!' => "¡", # ¡ |
| 533 |
|
'"' => "„", # „ |
| 534 |
|
'#' => '#', |
| 535 |
|
'$' => '$', |
| 536 |
|
'%' => '%', |
| 537 |
|
'&' => "⅋", # ⅋ |
| 538 |
|
"'" => "͵", # ͵ |
| 539 |
|
'(' => ')', |
| 540 |
|
')' => '(', |
| 541 |
|
'*' => '*', |
| 542 |
|
'+' => '+', |
| 543 |
|
',' => "‘", # ‘ |
| 544 |
|
'-' => '-', |
| 545 |
|
'.' => "˙", # ˙ |
| 546 |
|
'/' => '/', |
| 547 |
|
'0' => '0', |
| 548 |
|
'1' => "⃓", # ,⃓ can be improved |
| 549 |
|
'2' => "ჷ", # ჷ |
| 550 |
|
'3' => "ε", # ε |
| 551 |
|
'4' => "⇁⃓", # ⇁⃓ can be improved |
| 552 |
|
'5' => "ᔕ", # ᔕ or maybe just "S" |
| 553 |
|
'6' => '9', |
| 554 |
|
'7' => "_̸", # _̸ |
| 555 |
|
'8' => '8', |
| 556 |
|
'9' => '6', |
| 557 |
|
':' => ':', |
| 558 |
|
';' => "⋅̕", # ⋅̕ sloppy, should be improved |
| 559 |
|
'<' => '>', |
| 560 |
|
'=' => '=', |
| 561 |
|
'>' => '<', |
| 562 |
|
'?' => "¿", # ¿ |
| 563 |
|
'@' => '@', # can be improved |
| 564 |
|
'A' => "Ꮜ", # Ꮜ |
| 565 |
|
'B' => "ϴ", # ϴ can be improved |
| 566 |
|
'C' => "Ɔ", # Ɔ |
| 567 |
|
'D' => 'p', # should be an uppercase D!! |
| 568 |
|
'E' => "Ǝ", # Ǝ |
| 569 |
|
'F' => "Ⅎ", # Ⅎ |
| 570 |
|
'G' => "⅁", # ⅁ |
| 571 |
|
'H' => 'H', |
| 572 |
|
'I' => 'I', |
| 573 |
|
'J' => "ſ", # ſ̲ |
| 574 |
|
'K' => "ʞ", # ʞ should be an uppercase K!! |
| 575 |
|
'L' => "⅂", # ⅂ |
| 576 |
|
'M' => "Ɯ", # Ɯ or maybe just "W" |
| 577 |
|
'N' => 'N', |
| 578 |
|
'O' => 'O', |
| 579 |
|
'P' => 'd', # should be uppercase P |
| 580 |
|
'Q' => "Ծ", # Ծ can be improved |
| 581 |
|
'R' => "Ȣ", # Ȣ can be improved |
| 582 |
|
'S' => 'S', |
| 583 |
|
'T' => "⊥", # ⊥ |
| 584 |
|
'U' => "ᑎ", # ᑎ |
| 585 |
|
'V' => "Λ", # Λ |
| 586 |
|
'W' => 'M', |
| 587 |
|
'X' => 'X', |
| 588 |
|
'Y' => "⅄", # ⅄ |
| 589 |
|
'Z' => 'Z', |
| 590 |
|
'[' => ']', |
| 591 |
|
'\\' => '\\', |
| 592 |
|
']' => '[', |
| 593 |
|
'^' => "‿", # ‿ |
| 594 |
|
'_' => "‾", # ‾ |
| 595 |
|
'`' => " ̖", # ̖ |
| 596 |
|
'a' => "ɐ", # ɐ |
| 597 |
|
'b' => 'q', |
| 598 |
|
'c' => "ɔ", # ɔ |
| 599 |
|
'd' => 'p', |
| 600 |
|
'e' => "ǝ", # ǝ |
| 601 |
|
'f' => "ɟ", # ɟ |
| 602 |
|
'g' => "ɓ", # ɓ |
| 603 |
|
'h' => "ɥ", # ɥ |
| 604 |
|
'i' => "ı̣", # ı̣ |
| 605 |
|
'j' => "ſ", # ſ̣ |
| 606 |
|
'k' => "ʞ", # ʞ |
| 607 |
|
'l' => "Ʈ", # Ʈ can be improved |
| 608 |
|
'm' => "ɯ", # ɯ |
| 609 |
|
'n' => 'u', |
| 610 |
|
'o' => 'o', |
| 611 |
|
'p' => 'd', |
| 612 |
|
'q' => 'b', |
| 613 |
|
'r' => "ɹ", # ɹ |
| 614 |
|
's' => 's', |
| 615 |
|
't' => "ʇ", # ʇ |
| 616 |
|
'u' => 'n', |
| 617 |
|
'v' => "ʌ", # ʌ |
| 618 |
|
'w' => "ʍ", # ʍ |
| 619 |
|
'x' => 'x', |
| 620 |
|
'y' => "ʎ", # ʎ |
| 621 |
|
'z' => 'z', |
| 622 |
|
'{' => '}', |
| 623 |
|
'|' => '|', |
| 624 |
|
'}' => '{', |
| 625 |
|
'~' => "∼", # ∼ |
| 626 |
|
); |
| 627 |
|
$find = array_keys($substitutions); |
| 628 |
|
$replace = array_values($substitutions); |
| 629 |
|
|
| 630 |
|
return str_replace($find, $replace, $text); |
| 631 |
|
} |