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'%\bof\b%' => "o'", |
'%\bof\b%' => "o'", |
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"%\bdon't\b%" => "dern't", |
"%\bdon't\b%" => "dern't", |
| 38 |
'%\bdo not\b%' => "dern't", |
'%\bdo not\b%' => "dern't", |
| 39 |
'%\bnever\b%' => "ne'er", |
'%\bnever\b%' => "no nay ne'er", |
| 40 |
'%\bever\b%' => "e'er", |
'%\bever\b%' => "e'er", |
| 41 |
'%\bover\b%' => "o'er", |
'%\bover\b%' => "o'er", |
| 42 |
'%\bYes\b%' => 'Aye', |
'%\bYes\b%' => 'Aye', |
| 43 |
'%\bNo\b%' => 'Nay', |
'%\bNo\b%' => 'Nay', |
| 44 |
'%\bYeah\b%' => 'Aye', |
'%\bYeah\b%' => 'Aye', |
| 45 |
'%\byeah\b%' => 'aye', |
'%\byeah\b%' => 'aye', |
| 46 |
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'%\bare\b%' => 'be', |
| 47 |
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'%\bDrupalists\b%' => 'Bucaneers', |
| 48 |
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'%\bthere\b%' => 'thar', |
| 49 |
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'%b\bnot\b%' => 'nay', |
| 50 |
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'%\bdesign\b%' => 'bounty', |
| 51 |
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'%\bonline\b%' => 'on the plank', |
| 52 |
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'/and\b/' => "an'", |
| 53 |
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'/ious\b/' => "i'us", |
| 54 |
"%\bdon't know\b%" => "dinna", |
"%\bdon't know\b%" => "dinna", |
| 55 |
"%\bdidn't know\b%" => "did nay know", |
"%\bdidn't know\b%" => "did nay know", |
| 56 |
"%\bhadn't\b%" => "ha'nae", |
"%\bhadn't\b%" => "ha'nae", |
| 110 |
'%\bdriving\b%' => 'sailing', |
'%\bdriving\b%' => 'sailing', |
| 111 |
'%\bunderstand\b%' => 'reckon', |
'%\bunderstand\b%' => 'reckon', |
| 112 |
'%\bdrive\b%' => 'sail', |
'%\bdrive\b%' => 'sail', |
| 113 |
'%\bdied\b%' => 'snuffed it', |
'%\bdied\b%' => 'snuffed it', |
| 114 |
'/ing\b/' => "in'", |
'/ing\b/' => "in'", |
| 115 |
'/ings\b/' => "in's", |
'/ings\b/' => "in's", |
| 116 |
// These next two do cool random substitutions |
// These next two do cool random substitutions |
| 145 |
"$stub Yaaarrrrr!", |
"$stub Yaaarrrrr!", |
| 146 |
", pass the grog!", |
", pass the grog!", |
| 147 |
", and dinna spare the whip!", |
", and dinna spare the whip!", |
| 148 |
", with a chest full of booty$stub", |
", with a chest full of booty$stub", |
| 149 |
", and a bucket o' chum$stub", |
", and a bucket o' chum$stub", |
| 150 |
", we'll keel-haul ye!", |
", we'll keel-haul ye!", |
| 151 |
"$stub Shiver me timbers!", |
"$stub Shiver me timbers!", |
| 163 |
"$stub The sharks will eat well tonight!", |
"$stub The sharks will eat well tonight!", |
| 164 |
"$stub Oho!", |
"$stub Oho!", |
| 165 |
"$stub Fetch me spyglass!", |
"$stub Fetch me spyglass!", |
| 166 |
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", shiver me timbers", |
| 167 |
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", yo ho, ho", |
| 168 |
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", ya bilge rat!", |
| 169 |
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", Get out of me rum!", |
| 170 |
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", feed the fishes", |
| 171 |
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", me Jolly Roger", |
| 172 |
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", Ya horn swogglin' scurvy cur!", |
| 173 |
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", Ya swabbie!", |
| 174 |
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", All Hands Hoay!", |
| 175 |
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", Avast me hearties!", |
| 176 |
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", Dance the Hempen Jig", |
| 177 |
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", Hornswaggle", |
| 178 |
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", Ya lily livered swabbie!", |
| 179 |
); |
); |
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shuffle($shouts); |
shuffle($shouts); |